#IM LOSING MY MIND TV#

Maybe Apple has a new Apple TV in the works for this fall. Until my brain develops a direct neural link with all physical objects, the next best thing is just either making that remote larger or making it trackable. My fantasy is somehow having magical sensory abilities to track all stuff, always, locating physical objects as easily as I mindlessly Google up everything else. Verse 1: Harry You gotta help me, I'm losing my mind Keep getting the feeling you wanna leave this all behind Refrain: Harry Thought we were going strong I thought we were holding on Aren't we.

I'm surrounded by mess, and I misplace items all the time. But that won't retrieve my missing remote right now, will it? And ones that can allow you to attach an AirTag, effectively making it the thing I've been looking for. There are Apple TV remote covers that are large and neon-colored. List contains I think im losing my mind, i swear im going insane, song lyrics of older one songs and hot new releases. Having a Find My option would ease my cluttered mind. I don't really care what the solution is, but I would like my remote back. That would mean adding a tiny speaker, and maybe a U1 chip if it were enabled with the type of specific location-tracking that AirTags have. But Apple's missing move is to make that damn remote findable, pingable. There are other ways to control an Apple TV if your remote is lost - you can use your iPhone or Apple Watch as a remote in a pinch, and the built-in apps work fairly well. I liked Apple's larger remote and its more tactile buttons, but it wasn't large enough, I guess. I've learned to track its location like a concerned parent. The thicker remote Apple made last year is less cushion-slidey, but it still ended up under pillows, buried between things, misplaced near the Xbox controllers. The remotes changed, but I still lose them. It slides, friction-free, into cracks in whatever you're sitting on. It can slide into cushion gaps, tuck under books. The thinner black version, the one I am now reverting back to because the silver one's lost, was always too slim and sleek for its own good. But finding the Apple TV remote, or almost any remote, remains a leap of faith.Īpple, in particular, has never made a remote that's not easy to lose. My keys can beep and I can play find and seek to use an iPhone screen to point to how they're still in the door. I can make an AirPod beep and tell me it's still in yesterday's pants. I can find my phone by tapping on my watch, and it pings to tell me it's still in the bathroom. And the one thing I can't do is summon it by having my iPhone ping for me. My kid says he left it on the sofa somewhere. I'd show you a picture of the new remote, but I lost it. I bought it because I kept losing the old super-thin Apple TV remote that was always disappearing into another dimension through the sofa cushions. You know, the thicker one with the extra buttons. Last year, I bought a new Apple TV remote.

Im losing my mind